If My Owner’s Laptop Could Talk
If you know anything about yorkies, you know we are lap dogs. That means that we like to sit on our owner’s laps sometimes. But my owner has this thing called a laptop on her lap instead of me a lot more than I like. I don’t know why she likes this thing on her lap, it’s not soft and fuzzy like me. I bet if it could talk it would say things like:
- I’m a Compaq computer, one of many kinds of computers offered by Hewlett-Packard.
- I’m a little over 2 years old, and am used many hours each day for work and fun.
- Except for my number 4 key, which needs a little extra pressure to work, my keyboard is in pretty good shape.
- I get a little hot, but that just keeps my owner warm during the cold winter months.
- I have Windows Vista Basic because my owner just does basic things with me, not as powerful as computers like the HP HDX.
- I’m in pretty good shape, and know that if my owner ever got another computer, it would definitely be from Hewlett-Packard because I get to sit on her lap more than the cute little yorkie that lives here most days and she likes all my special features that she can’t find on computers made by other manufacturers.
So there you have it, the arrogant little computer is getting more attention than I am these days. Maybe if I tell you about the following deal, the laptop will be happy and give me a turn on my owners lap:
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There, I’ve said it, and…well…the computer is still on her lap.




